| My dad just cleaned out the fish tank's filters in the sink that we prepare food in, right next to a bunch of just-washed dishes.
I asked him why he didn't put away the dishes first, and his reason was that he was using the sink NEXT TO them.
I had no choice but to point out the dirty water splashes all over the clean dishes to him.
I think I'll skip home-cooked meals for a week or two.
I used to look down on people that have a Christmas wish list. But I realize that they are REALLY helpful.
I guess I'll make one too this year.
Even though all I want for Christmas is you. :)
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| Wow. So a word of advice, do NOT watch "Where the Wild Things Are".
It is THE worst movie I have ever seen.
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| A disadvantage of being single is that there is no one there with you when you reminiscence about an old friend.
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| How come I never remember to watch The Office? Sigh somebody remind me please?
So today I had three exams scheduled.
"Oh no, you must have studied for hours last night!"
Well, that's what you would think, but I only studied for about 15 minutes because I only knew about one of these exams. See, good professors communicate well with their students. ...And good students pay better attention.
Anyway, I take my first exam in the morning, the one I studied for. Did pretty well. Got home early, with about a three-hour break before my next class, which I wisely spent re-watching The Office season 2. (Probably the best season)
I show up one minute before my next class starts. The students are crowded around the door waiting. This professor has a tendency to be late, so I sit down and wait.
Fifteen minutes pass, it is now okay to leave. I decided to wait an extra 5 minutes, given that this particular professor has a bad record. During that time, a staff member walks up and tells us that there will be no class and the test is moved back.
"Oh there was a test today that I didn't know about. Lucky."
Seeing how my next class won't start for another 3 hours, I went back home, where I wasted some time online and watched the pilot episode of House M.D. Not bad, except the sound is really low.
As soon as I approach my next class, I knew something was wrong. "Why are there so many people here?" There are some students looking over their notes. No one was chatting with their neighbors.
Oh no, all signs point to a test day.
Forty multiple-choice and one essay question out of six. Luckily, I had extra scantrons and bluebooks.
I guessed my way through some of the multiple-choice, trying my best to remember such Trivia Pursuit facts as "Why was Johnson impeached?" and "What was established by the Munn vs. Illinois case?".
Come the essay part, I thought I would totally mess up here. To my surprise, there was a question about Rockefeller.
Luckily, I knew enough about Rockefeller and his famous "Our Plan" from previous readings to answer the question.
Phew.
I think the lesson here is clear to see, if you are smart and lucky enough, you don't have to study. Oh, and drug-free is the way to be.
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| Every time I sigh, it's another attempt to have my soul escape my body.
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